Brand New Inconsistency
As the holiday season is in full swing, the guys talk about the best and, gulp, worst holiday gifts they ever received. John goes all-in on retail, featuring a new consistent inconsistency with Barnes & Noble stores as his Snap Decision. He also details many tricks stores use to drive spending as well as sensory tactics that have surprising results. Brian brings back the Lightning Round for John and hopefully wasn’t Waiting for Tonight for his Hopelessly Unattainable Guest.
Key topics & chapter markers
(00:23) Best Christmas gifts ever….
(01:59) …and worst Christmas gifts ever
(03:01) Barnes & Noble goes back to basics. One store design at a time
(08:05) A holiday gift: retail tricks and how to avoid them
(15:06) Sell with smell?
(21:00) Snap Decisions Lightning Round — all-judgement zone
(24:36) Hopelessly Unattainable: Bri shoots high, goes Lo
Background Content
"B&N actually expanding and letting location dictate what gets stocked" - NPR
"B&N walk away from consistency in retail design" - NY Times
"Neuromarketing Secrets that Trick us into Spending More" - MelissaHughes.rocks
"17 Clever Ways Stores Deceive You Into Spending More Money" - BestLife
"Anecdotes of Aromatic Acclaim: How Scent Marketing Can Enhance Your Bottom Line" - The Branded Agency
"Elevating the Customer Experience: The Impact of Sensory Marketing" - Mood Media
"How Our Ambient Food Aromas Increase Food Sales" - Airscent.com
"Is White Jersey Home or Away?" - Metroleague.org
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Transcript
Welcome back.
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:I hope.
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:Welcome back to Snap Decisions, the
podcast that gives you a behind the scenes
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:look at the decisions that shape how
products and brands and people present
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:themselves to the world, hopefully with
some very interesting conversations
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:along the way with interesting folks.
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:Good morning, Brian.
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:Brian: Hey John.
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:John: So Brian, I have a, I have
something that's going today for you.
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:Brian: What do you got?
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:John: Christmas gift.
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:Brian: Ooh.
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:Wow.
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:John: Take a minute.
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:We'll wait.
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:Brian: I'm gonna have to
say the original Nintendo,
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:John: Okay.
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:Brian: you know, I, uh, we were
desperate for it, um, my siblings.
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:So,
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:John: What was the number one game
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:Brian: well, we played a lot
of, tech mobile and, paper boy.
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:And obviously the Marrier Brothers stuff,
but, Tetris, Million Hours on Tetris.
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:So we didn't have an Atari, and we
didn't have any of the other early
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:video game consoles, so that one
was the, the life changer for us.
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:I wish I could rip the
ones out of my kids.
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:John: Yeah, I was never a big
gamer, probably because my parents
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:would never buy any, any sort of
gaming system, or because they
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:became popular after I was, grown.
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:but yeah, I'm glad I haven't had to
have that debate too much with my kids.
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:Brian: Okay, well, what was your,
your best, uh, Christmas gift?
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:John: My best Christmas gift ever
was, uh, a slot car racing track.
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:Brian: Oh, man,
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:John: I mean, didn't come anywhere
near living up to the TV commercials.
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:Brian: I can never keep the
darn thing on the track,
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:John: the cars fall off the track
all the time, or there's always
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:one car that didn't work, so you
couldn't actually race somebody.
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:but I remember just being just
so thrilled to open that up.
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:Brian: and put it together.
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:It was like the, the, just the
intense, excitement to just actually
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:get on there and play as you're
putting the slots together or, your
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:dad helping you put it together.
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:John: So good.
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:Brian: Yeah.
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:That's a, that's a good one.
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:That's a good one.
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:I remember that one as well.
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:John: I, I got a, worse
Christmas gift experience.
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:Wasn't mine, but my
sister's and my brother.
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:Yeah.
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:My brother came walking
into the living room.
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:We were all in presence and he
walked in with this like aquarium.
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:Brian: Yeah.
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:John: My sister was getting
a teddy bear hamster.
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:Brian: Yeah.
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:John: It had crawled and pushed
up the wooden homemade lid.
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:My brother made, but couldn't get out.
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:So it was dangling near
the edge of the aquarium.
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:So her Christmas gift was
just basically screaming.
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:Brian: Tortured.
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:John: It was terrible.
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:Brian: My, my, my favorite story on
A Worst Gift was, uh, after I got out
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:of college, I moved back home with my
family for, uh, about six to nine months.
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:And for Christmas that year,
I got luggage, which was a
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:signal, signal to move out.
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:John: Wow.
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:Not even sort of subtle luggage,
luggage and moving boxes.
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:Brian: Now, as now I sit and wait
for my mom to explain that again.
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:John: Uh, all right.
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:Well, listen, uh, speaking of
the holiday season, let's talk
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:about some retail shopping today.
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:And in particular, I know you are a
digital marketing guru, but I want to talk
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:about good old fashioned brick and mortar.
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:Brian: Bring it.
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:John: Uh, so to warm us up, remember
back when Barnes Noble was kind of being
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:demonized as the 800 pound gorilla who
killed , the small local bookseller?
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:Brian: Yes.
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:How could it?
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:Yeah,
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:John: and now we're kind of cheering
for them as the underdog against Amazon.
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:It's kind of amazing.
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:Brian: it, right?
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:John: Yeah, I wanted to talk to
you about the fact that Barnes
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:Noble as this country's biggest
brick and mortar bookseller.
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:part of their back to book
selling basic strategy.
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:,They are redesigning a lot
of their individual stores
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:to have an individual look.
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:So, no longer requiring the green and
brown and the, you know, consistency.
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:but letting stores reflect kind of
where they are and the type of shopper.
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:This is on the heels of, the
decision to allow individual stores.
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:Sell books that appealed
to their local market.
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:So it's not the same books
in every Barnes and Noble.
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:Well, now the stores get to be reflective
of a local community and no longer the
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:same thing, store and stay were out very
different from what we've come to expect
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:from a, you know, a large retail chain.
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:So, this is led by a
CEO named James Daunt.
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:He founded his own bookstore chain in the
UK, and then rescued Waterstones, which
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:was Britain's largest bookstore chain.
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:A hedge fund , Elliott
Advisors, , bought a majority
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:stake on Waterstones back in 2018.
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:And the next year it bought
Barnes Noble in:
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:Daunt in as the Barnes Noble CEO.
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:Obviously this is really counter
to traditional retail strategy.
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:So I have a snap decision for you, Brian.
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:Good idea or bad idea.
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:Brian: I mean, I think it's, I think
it's awesome just thinking completely
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:different and saying, you know what,
everybody always tells us to do
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:this and never, it's not working.
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:Like what's, what's flip it on its head
and say, let's try to go back to at
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:least pretending we're an independent
bookstore or come off like that.
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:John: And that's his ethos,
that's his ethos, right?
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:He started like that and that's,
that's what he's trying to bring to,
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:uh, the Barnes and Noble chain now.
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:Brian: because, if you think of
what a bookstore is supposed to
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:be, it's supposed to be that.
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:Like, here's the books that we recommend,
we're book readers, we're putting the
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:things in front of you that we know are
good, and you know, I was doing some
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:research on this when you came up with
the idea, and the one funny quote was
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:just like, they had people designing
the stores who've never read a book or
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:helping them organize where to put books,
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:John: Yeah.
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:Brian: you know?
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:And so, going back to the heart of who
they are and what they're supposed to be,
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:I mean, it's, it's really interesting.
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:I do find it ironic, I guess, is
the word on just the, you know,
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:they're the corporate bad guys and
now they're trying to become the
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:independent bookshop, that's kind of.
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:John: And even more ironic that a
private equity company would come in
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:and, you know, usually they're all about
efficiency and streamlining, right?
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:This is the opposite, right?
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:Brian: I'm just fascinated by this
because it really it's goes against
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:every single thing that we've ever
learned and practiced as marketers.
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:John: Exactly.
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:Brian: you're trying, you're always
trying to find ways to especially with
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:a brand be more consistent, and have
that pay off as an experiential thing.
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:And in this case, it's
more about just the.
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:Yeah.
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:The idea of being that
thought leader in books.
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:So, I give them a lot of credit for that.
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:I mean, I want to go now and check
these out to see what they're like.
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:John: Road trip.
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:Brian: yeah, road trip, let's
report back on some of that.
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:I, I did, I did read a funny quote
from an NPR article about this.
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:And it was like, somebody was saying,
you know, they're trying to capture the
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:more intimate independent bookstore feel
when it's still just a Barnes and Noble.
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:But.
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:John: Yeah,
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:Brian: But I do love the, you know,
the CEO you mentioned, he said that
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:they're not having any architects
doing any design at any stage.
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:There's no interior designer.
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:John: I know.
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:Right.
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:And they're great.
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:I circled that quote too.
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:And as a, brand marketer at heart.
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:I'm with you.
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:Like, you know, my initial reaction
was just wait, we always strive for
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:consistency and especially at retail.
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:and I love that.
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:He said, you know, the identity people
would have a complete crisis kind of
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:talking about brand consultants just
because it's breaking all the rules.
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:And I think that's actually
one of the reasons.
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:Maybe this is starting to work.
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:Because it is starting to work.
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:According to some Barnes and Noble
comments in the New York Times article
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:renovation they did in the Upper
West Side of New York cost about
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:4 million and it's on track to pay
for itself within a couple of years.
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:Brian: Yeah, I mean, they're
looking at their sales like
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:doubling this year in some of
their stores, which is fascinating.
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:I think post pandemic and now that we're
in this digital first world, I think it
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:really provides a lot of opportunities
for, the retail experience to be much more
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:experiential and to try things out this
way and do it a little bit differently.
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:I mean, honestly, some of these
places, you know, what else do
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:they have to lose, especially a
brand like Barnes and Noble that.
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:Yeah.
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:Isn't never going to be out Amazon
online, but what they do have on
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:them is space and an experience.
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:So how do you use that to your advantage?
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:, so it'll be interesting to see where
this goes and then, you know, two
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:other brands kind of fall suit and
tries things like this, or just.
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:Out of the box ideas, you know?
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:John: I will use your last comments
there about the idea of creating retail
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:experiences is a pivot to, maybe a little
bit of a holiday gift to anybody who's
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:listening, which is some retail secrets,
you know, brick and mortar retail secrets
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:that are designed to make you spend more.
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:I think coming into the holiday season.
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:It's a good conversation.
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:Brian: Yeah, I love it.
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:John: All right.
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:So, so we all know some of
the standard tricks, right?
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:Discounts on bulk buying, a bunch of stuff
you don't need, but you buy it anyway
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:because it sounds like a good price.
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:, Prices that end in, 0.
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:95 or 0.
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:99, you know, you, you,
you see the number before
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:Brian: John.
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:It's cheaper.
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:John: It's cheaper, it's only 16, not 16.
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:99.
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:The idea of displaying complimentary
items next to each other, which is called
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:cross merchandising, so you go and you
see the raspberries and oh look, there's
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:cream and pastry shells right next to it.
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:Those weren't on your list, but now
they're in your shopping basket.
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:Brian: They have a way to do
that online, too, a little bit.
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:John: Yes, they're great at it online.
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:Like, so again, those are sort
of the standard tricks that
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:I think we all know about.
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:How about some of these that
people might not realize?
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:placing expensive items at eye level.
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:Brian: Interesting.
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:John: Yep.
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:You know, trying to save some money?
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:Look down!
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:or end caps just because there's a big
display of a lot of stuff at the end
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:of the aisle doesn't mean it's on sale.
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:It just means it's there and that,
you know, someone paid a slotting
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:fee for it to show up there.
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:here's one I didn't realize,
but now that I think about it,
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:yeah, bigger shopping carts.
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:Have you noticed this?
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:Brian: No,
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:John: Yeah.
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:So shopping carts have gotten
bigger over the past few years.
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:Brian: I didn't know that.
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:I thought it was going the other way.
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:John: Nope.
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:So if you want to save some money, grab
one of those hand baskets, although
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:I've noticed my local grocery store.
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:doesn't even have them anymore.
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:Brian: Really?
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:John: No more handbaskets.
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:That was a COVID thing, I guess,
because we were touching stuff.
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:I don't know why.
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:but if there's those smaller carts
or handbasket, grab those, because if
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:you've got the bigger cart, you're going
to see it look kind of empty and you're
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:going to start to fill it with stuff.
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:Brian: Interesting.
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:John: essentials, the back of the store.
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:There's a reason the milk and the butter
and the eggs are in the back of the store.
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:Brian: Right.
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:That's what I was going to go for.
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:Yeah, the eggs and milk all
the way on the opposite side.
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:John: Yep.
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:Brian: My local supermarket during
COVID, they did a remodel and.
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:The entrance changed to the other
side of the store and then they had to
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:move everything in the store so that
the eggs and milk were in the back.
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:John: Mm hmm.
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:Brian: That's tried and
true right there, the
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:John: Tried and true.
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:Alright, so Brian, here's
a little pop quiz for you.
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:Would you be more likely to buy a
product that has 50 percent more
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:product for the same price, or
it's discounted as 33 percent off?
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:Which one would you buy?
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:Brian: probably the 50 percent more.
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:John: Alright, well, you are like
71 percent of consumers according
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:to the University of Minnesota.
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:even though those two price constructs
are kind of the same in terms of a Price
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:per unit, 71 percent of people would go
with buying something that was labeled
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:as 50 percent more versus 33 percent off.
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:Brian: Interesting.
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:John: I'm no math major, so I can't
check that, but I do believe they are
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:on a per unit basis about the same.
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:I've got more on the grocery store
front because, um, oh, you know what?
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:Here's a good tip.
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:in addition to obviously just doing
math, , and looking for unit prices.
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:If you use, , an app to
do your grocery shopping,
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:Brian: Okay.
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:John: usually, and I think I
mentioned this to her in my granola
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:rant, it's easier to see the price
per ounce or pound or whatever.
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:It's a lot easier to do your,
your comparison shopping if
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:you're using a tool like that.
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:So, related to that, Brian,
another quick question for you.
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:Online grocery shopping.
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:Including pickup and delivery, right?
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:So you order at home, you
pick up or you get a delivery.
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:Is that increasing or decreasing?
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:Brian: Why do I feel like
this is a trick question?
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:I mean, I would think
that it's increasing.
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:John: Of course, you'd
think it's increasing
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:Brian: It's not.
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:John: because you're a digital guy,
and I would have thought so too.
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:It's down 7%, July 2023 down
percent from July:
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:COVID, I think, got us all
thinking we'll do that forever.
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:But it has gone down a little bit.
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:Not for me, because I think it's the
greatest thing since sliced bread.
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:Grocery
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:Brian: Yeah.
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:Words there.
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:I would say that, you know, going
back to the post COVID type of
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:conversation, I feel like COVID was
the final frontier on this almost like.
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:Business first and now we're like
they went into the convenience for the
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:customer, you know, and they put the
customer first and and you look at stores.
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:And so in our region of the universe,
uh, while while the, um, convenience
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:store, it took them forever to do pick
up in your car or delivery because they
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:want you to walk through the store.
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:And, you know, a lot of these stores.
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:Didn't really put the resources to do it
right or to actually make it convenient.
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:And , the positive thing coming out
of COVID is that they finally gave
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:people the option to do it that
way and made it okay to do that.
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:And, I don't know if, supermarkets
are going to bury the milk and the eggs
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:and the digital app, but, I feel like.
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:They've accepted that convenience is
good and, um, with so many options now
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:to buy and, and to do things, they know
that they need to, you know, put the
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:customer first, which I didn't feel like
they were fully doing that until COVID.
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:John: I think you're right.
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:And, you know, thinking about my use of
the grocery store app, they are getting
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:better at that cross merchandising, you
know, putting some stuff in front of
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:me before I get to my milk and my eggs.
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:But, That's the biggest thing for
me is, well, in addition to the
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:convenience and the experience is good
now, right, it's remained relatively
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:strong, is I'm not falling prey to
those tricks we just ran through.
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:I'm not buying random things that
I see because I went shopping
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:when I'm hungry or whatever.
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:I'm not doing those impulse buys.
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:I'm not susceptible to the end
cap promotion because I've got a
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:list in my head or written down.
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:And then I go into that and I just buy
the things on that list and the kind of
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:those ancillary purchases don't happen.
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:And I think that saves me way
more than, even if I was paying
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:for a fee, which I'm not, but
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:Brian: Yeah.
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:You're, you're a showroom shopper, huh?
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:John: showroom shopper and PS, uh, I
really, when I do go to the grocery store,
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:I no longer remember where everything is
and it's a nightmare to do it manually.
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:So I'm like, I'm happy to have
someone else do that for me.
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:Brian: one, one thing I do not like
is when they're out of something
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:and then they automatically
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:John: Oh, yeah.
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:Brian: else and it's, you know, 90
percent it's not the right thing.
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:John: Yeah.
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:That is that the
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:Brian: I can't call, I can't quantify
that 90 percent stat I just threw out
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:there, but, uh, I'm going to call it 90%.
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:John: That's right.
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:Look, if anyone's checking
us, uh, I urge them not to.
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:Um, another, another trick is, this
is not grocery store specific,
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:but, some other things that I
uncovered getting ready to talk
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:about this topic is, removing dollar
signs, which happens in particular
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:if you go to restaurants on menus.
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:Guess what?
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:Makes us spend more.
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:Brian: no way.
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:John: Way.
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:Isn't that crazy?
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:Brian: I never, I would
never thought of that.
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:John: Yep.
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:some retailers, fashion retailers, , have
, distorted mirrors in dressing rooms to
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:make you look thinner because we tend to
buy things when they make us look good.
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:Brian: Yes, yes, yes.
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:I have heard that before.
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:John: I had not heard that.
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:I was, I probably shouldn't be so
naive, but I found that distressing.
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:so anyway, you know, I think, you know,
most people know that the best marketing
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:elicits some kind of emotional response.
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:and we also know that the five senses
are really good at triggering emotion.
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:in fact, do you know which, which
sense tends to trigger some of the most
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:powerful recollections and emotions?
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:Brian: I'm gonna say Smell?
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:John: Yeah.
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:Surprisingly smell.
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:and I think we've all seen that or
smelled that when we're in a retail
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:environment where smells can draw us in.
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:That's obvious, right?
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:You, I mean, good luck walking by
an Annie Ann or a Cinnabon, right?
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:, but there's a reason the bakeries
at the front of the grocery store.
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:So you walk in, you
smell, it smells amazing.
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:Now you're hungry, you walk
around the store and that scent
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:prompts you to spend more money.
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:Even simple smells are better than
complex smells . There is a study by
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:Washington State University that found
that like just a really simple smell
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:versus kind of like these layered and
kind of hard to identify smells had
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:people spending 20 percent more at a home
furnishings store, which is astounding to
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:Brian: I saw a wild stat by this thing
called the Scent Marketing Institute.
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:John: I want to talk about scent.
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:Brian: Here's a stat.
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:The smell of fresh baked bread
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:John: Yeah.
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:Brian: when it's pumped
into a grocery store.
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:this study found that sales in
the bakery department tripled.
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:John: Triple.
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:Brian: Tripled.
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:John: That's a pretty good jump.
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:Wow.
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:well, the whole scent, the
scent industrial complex,
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:it's big business, man.
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:I, you know, I don't think people
realize that there are scent machines,
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:retail stores all over the place
pumping in scents, sometimes to
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:create a buying experience like you
just talked about, but sometimes
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:just to create a brand experience.
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:For instance, a lot of hotel chains have a
custom scent that's piped into the lobby.
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:And I think Holiday Inn
might be one of them.
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:You walk into a Holiday Inn and
no matter where it is, it's going
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:to smell the same because that
scent's being pumped into the lobby.
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:may be why Doubletree has warm
baked cookies when you walk in too.
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:I wonder if that's part of it.
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:Brian: Hmm.
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:Well, what do we think about this?
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:Does it need to be real?
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:Is it okay that, that they're
doing this artificial smell?
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:I mean, I do like the anti
Barnes and Noble consistency
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:here, but, I don't know.
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:John: Do you feel manipulated?
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:What's, what's your, what's your
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:Brian: it just seems kind of cheesy, but
I guess you don't even think about it
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:because that's why we're talking about
it because we don't even think about it.
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:John: Well, here's a tip.
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:Here's a tip to counter to if you want to
make yourself a little more immune to, you
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:know, these scents being thrust upon you.
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:Chew gum.
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:While you're shopping.
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:Brian: Really?
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:John: Yeah, if you've got gum in your
mouth, it's harder for you to imagine
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:the taste and the flavor and the texture
of what it is you're smelling when
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:you walk by like a bakery or whatever.
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:So,
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:Brian: It's like the antidote.
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:John: yeah.
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:So, so, especially, you
know, some nice minty gum.
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:Next time you're going
through the mall, do that.
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:Maybe you'll be able to
walk by Auntie Anne's.
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:Whoa.
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:Brian: uh, they're known to have
an artificial grilled , scent,
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:uh, applied to their frozen
burgers to make them smell fresh.
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:And, uh, and then listen to this,
speaking of scent machines, they
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that disperse scents of cotton
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:John: Okay, now I feel manipulated.
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:Brian: And, you know, by the way, the 1
other example I did want to mention on
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Panera actually changed their whole
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the day instead of at night, to make
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:Brian: that was a good 1.
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:Um, but the other sense here that we
should bring up is, um, is hearing.
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:Brian: music is obviously just part of the
same type of sensory type of experience.
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:I found an interesting report from
mood media, feeling type, company.
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survey of 10, 000 Consumers.
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stats that came out of that.
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time in a store because they liked
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to ditch their shopping cart if a
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:John: Ooh.
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:Questionable music choices.
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:What are we talking
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:Brian: I don't know, I don't know, Slow
Jams, I don't know, but the uh, know,
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with adult contemporary it'll work for
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point of view up or down, but, Yeah, I
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have a big impact on turnover at
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:Brian: well, you would not be
shocked probably to know that music
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a shopper's mood in the store.
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:John: Really?
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:Number one.
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:Brian: Yep.
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:It
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:John: And wow.
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:Brian: yeah, it has an overall positive
impact on 85 percent of shoppers.
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:more than half of Gen Z.
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:So 59 percent say they've stayed in
a physical place longer because they
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other interesting thing to me was four
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say feeling, , like the experience
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more likely to purchase something.
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:So connecting the music to the way
that, you know, you'd like , , to
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personal to you, uh, has an impact too.
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:Brian: So, uh, really interesting topic.
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with things around the holidays,
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:John: So if we want to shop at
a store, but we don't like their
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cart and running out seems extreme.
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:We are wearing earphones.
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:Brian: know, I don't know about you,
but when I'm shopping, there definitely
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:John: Yeah,
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:Brian: I've checked out.
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it's music, isn't something that I like.
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mood, I'm sticking around longer.
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shopping with my spouse or something.
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we've covered most of the census, uh,
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:What else you got today?
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:Brian: All right.
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:John: Ooh, yay.
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:Brian: it was a nice little
segment we started last, last time.
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:John: Okay, I'm ready.
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on the spot decisions here.
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revealed to John, so he's not aware
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:All
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:John: Are there any, are there
any right wrong questions here?
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:Brian: There's only
judgment, not right or wrong.
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:John: Okay, great.
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:Um, strong, strong on judgment.
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:Brian: This is a judgment,
all judgment zone.
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:So number one, I got to give
credit to some of my friends
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traditional home white jerseys or
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:John: Whatever looks best.
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:Brian: Okay, wrong answer,
but let's go to the next one.
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:John: Wait, you gotta wear white at home?
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:Brian: Yes, it's tradition.
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:It's always, it's been
happening since the, the dawn
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:John: Nonsense.
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:Brian: I don't know.
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:That's
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:John: All right, so, so how do you, so
is it, are like these blackout games when
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:John: yeah, okay.
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:Brian: And now, you know, a lot of
the, there's like second, third,
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:John: Oh, it's a money making machine.
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:Brian: All right.
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:So 2nd question.
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:NFL Black Friday, came and went and
Amazon did a, , a game, , which.
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:Um, but my question for you is, is the
NFL a genius and Amazon or, are we getting
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days that, other sports might have an
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:John: I think both things can be true.
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:Brian: Oh, look at you.
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:John: They are genius and greedy.
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:Daylight savings or no daylight savings?
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:John: I, I've never understood
why people get their knickers in
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:It's not that big a deal.
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move on with your life.
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:Brian: Okay.
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:I can live with that.
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:Coffee as soon as you wake up or
when you're starting to do stuff?
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:John: I wake up.
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:Brian: you start a drip into your,
into your veins as you're waking up?
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:John: Uh, this is not
an arbitrary figure.
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minutes of getting out of bed.
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:Brian: Really?
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:Do you set an alarm on
or you do it yourself
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:John: Uh, it's a long story why I
know that, but I do know that if
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:Brian: We should do a data
report on this for both of us.
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:All right.
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of coffee until I'm ready to
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:John: Mm.
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:Brian: Drinking coffee while I'm, it's, I
love it to kick in while I'm doing stuff.
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:It just, it makes everything,
uh, it makes everything right.
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:John: Again, both things can be true.
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:Brian: Joe as well.
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:Best music period, seventies,
eighties, or nineties.
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gonna be controversial.
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:Brian: Okay, I can live with
that, uh, since I'm a 90s kid,
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:Brian: Alright.
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:Brian: Yeah.
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again, I'm using a statistic, 90
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:Brian: is nice to sit
around and watch those,
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:John: The bad vehicle
rap gives me great glee.
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:That's all I got.
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:John: Okay, okay, this is good.
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lot of right wrong in there, but, but
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:Brian: Judgment only zone.
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:John: I feel like it might be
time for my favorite segment, Dear
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:Hopelessly Unattainable Guest.
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:True.
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:Brian: Yes, this is true.
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:I got one.
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:John: Okay, your turn.
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:Brian: we,
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:John: Ring it.
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:Brian: I've been seeing what we've
been doing to try to get a star and get
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:somebody that's Hopelessly unattainable.
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this came from, but, uh, I'm
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:Um, her name is Jennifer Lopez,
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:John: Ooh.
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:Brian: So here we go.
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:I thought, uh, really interesting figure
and, uh, let's see if we can get her.
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:Okay.
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:All right.
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:So I wrote her a letter and dear Jennifer.
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:J Lo.
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:Jenny from the block.
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:You're an icon, a legend, a star.
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:You've worn so many hats in your career.
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:A fly girl dancer on the legendary
sketch comedy In Living Color.
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:A singer that has won Grammys and about
every other musical award possible.
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:A top flight actress that has broken
through in dramas and comedies.
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:How about we complete your career
headdress with an appearance on our
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:exploding podcast, Snap Decisions.
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:I loved you in Out of
Sight with George Clooney.
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:You were amazing in Selina.
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:Who doesn't love guilty pleasures like
the wedding planner or Made in Manhattan?
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:I listened to Love Doesn't Cost a
Thing to get juiced for this podcast.
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:You're the perfect guest for our show,
someone whose life has no straight
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:paths and always reinvents themselves.
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:Our recent guest, Chris Waddell,
like you, has been named to the famed
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:People's Most Beautiful People list.
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:You actually won the award in 2011.
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:Let's talk about that.
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:And maybe you can provide tips on how
to get my co host John Young, also
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:known on Twitter as Philly JO on a, on
a future list, we're a serious podcast,
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:but for you, we're willing to talk
about your personal life, Mark Anthony.
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:A Rod, and of course Ben Affleck.
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:So much Ben.
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:Do you know Matt Damon?
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:How many times have you
watched Good Will Hunting?
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:In closing, we're here
to tell your story, Jen.
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:There's no better place than
Snap Decisions, and our forum
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:Sincerely, Snap Decisions.
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:audioJohnYoung42615626252:
All right, nice.
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there in particular.
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Yeah, thank you.
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:I think, uh, I think we got a shot.
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:John: I mean, listen, she,
uh, she's already proved she's
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:Brian: We're the podcast for the stars.
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:audioJohnYoung42615626252: just need
that one star to get that going, right?
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:audioBrianMarks32615626252: It'll
just feed off of each other.
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:Once we start getting some advertising,
maybe it'll pay for our talent recruiting
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:firm and we'll start going after the Tim
Cooks and Michael Jordans and JLo's.
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:audioJohnYoung42615626252: Why not?
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:I mean,
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:audioBrianMarks32615626252:
Hey, and we'll come to you.
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:We'll come to you.
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:We'll do it live in person
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:audioJohnYoung42615626252: Absolutely.
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:I think we, I think we offered
to go visit Necker Island to
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to be, that's where I'll show up.
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hey and nothing against our guests.
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:Our guests are uh, barely attainable
as it is and we love them and so I
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on , and , we're gonna have a great
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but also get them a little bit more
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where we left off with the idea of,
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:Good seeing you.
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Good to see you.
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:audioJohnYoung42615626252:
Take care, everybody.
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:John: Shop smart.